| Rating |
Audio name |
Filename/Size |
Short description |
 |
Jack in the box |
jackinthebox.wav
/ 169Kb |
When you go through a drive-thru
next time, remember never to piss this guy off. |
|
Mad Cows |
madcows1.wav / 50Kb |
It looks like the government
found a new way to warn the public about the mad cows. Either that or the mad cows found
their way into the music industry. |
|
Breakfast |
breakfast.wav / 33
Kb |
Either this guy is crazy, or
needs a life badly. Or maybe not.... you'll just have to find out the next time you eat
breakfast. |
|
100 Grand |
100grand.mp3 / 172Kb |
This clip is really funny, on
this side of the microphone that is. This guy won a 100 grand in a radio contest, and see
what happend |
|
Alien Machine |
alien.mp3 / 214Kb |
This answering machine has more
in mind than just taking messeges. |
|
America Online |
aol.mp3 / 87Kb |
AOL, the most popular and the
easiest Internet Service Provider ever. And this guy hates it, do I need to say more? |
|
Killing me softly |
killingme.mp3 /
204Kb |
A Windows remix of the song,
Killing me Softly. |
|
Alvin |
alvin.wav / 130Kb |
Alvin the chipmmunk is having
sex. I give this a 'R' rating. |
|
Russian Space Station |
russianspace.mp3
/ 190Kb |
This is an answering machine
messege from the Russian space station. Check it out. |
|
Windows Fail |
windofail.wav /
104Kb |
Listen to the sound of Windows
failing. This is a good clip if you hate windows. |
|
Apple help desk |
applehelpdesk.mp3
/ 160Kb |
And Apple thought bringing out
the new Imac was going to make things better for them. |
|
Baked Beans |
beans.wav / 256Kb |
Makes you think twice next time
you eat beans |
|
Sex farts |
sexfarts.wav / 356Kb |
Ladies please don't try this
while having sex. It's a real turn off. |
|
Dial-an-ass |
dialass.mp3 / 199Kb |
Save this mp3 on your computer
and record it to your telephone answering machine. |
|
Hair |
pubes.mp3 / 112Kb |
Ladies, have you ever thought
what your pubic hair thinks? Well... listen to this song and fine out. |
|
President Bush |
presbush.wav / 123Kb |
President Bush just smoked a
joint and he is rolling. |
|
Supervisor |
supervisor.mp3 /
92Kb |
This idio just called the
customer service asking to talk to the supervisor. |
|
Hard Drive |
harddrive.mp3 /
83Kb |
This is another funny angry
customer clip, but this time I don't know who to feel sorry for, the customer service or
the customer. |
|
Mad at computer |
madatcomp.wav /
55Kb |
This guy and I feel the same way
about our computers. |
